This one cracked me up!
Santa Claus is Pagan too! - http://www.emeraldrose.com/Extras/santapagan2.mp3
by Emerald Rose
Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he’ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
Cause Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa’s [...]