Santa Claus is Pagan too!

This one cracked me up!

Santa Claus is Pagan too! – http://www.emeraldrose.com/Extras/santapagan2.mp3
by Emerald Rose

Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he’ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
Cause Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa’s Pagan too!

He’s got that Buddha belly and his top’s the Holly King
You dressed him in that British coat, the cap’s a Nordic thing
You took the horns right off his head and stuck them on his deer
But he still flies high like Jupiter with a belly-full of beer!

Hey! Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he’ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
Cause Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa’s Pagan too!

Now history says Christ was likely not a Capricorn
But if you want to share our Yule, we don’t care when he’s born
Come celebrate the dawning of the Sun King’s bright rebirth
And if you practice what you preach, we’ll all have peace on Earth!

Hey! Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he’ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
Cause Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa’s Pagan too!

Now Santa’s way more jolly than most Christians would require
And if he weren’t so busy he’d be dancing ’round his fire
Yeah, you can call it Christmas, you got us way out-gunned
But just you wait till Beltane – then we’ll see who’s having fun!

Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too, just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch he’ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof, and bake those cookies, too
Cause Christmas-time is really Yule, and Santa’s Pagan too!!!